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17 May 13 at 8 pm

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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17 May 13 at 8 pm

perfectlymarilyn:

glitterandcamo:

itslikeyoustolemywaytobreathe:

loveisimperfectlyperfect:

allundertheupperhand:

taylor-shaw:

ill settle for nothing less

if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”

“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.

I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”

^^

The guy with the hand over his heart gets me every time

This is the reaction I want. 

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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

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kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

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Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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17 May 13 at 8 pm

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glassbonespaperskin:

same

gelatins:

if you change the source of my post i’ll change the source of your life

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